It's All Grace

Amazing things can happen when you allow the Lord to work in your life.

Wasn’t It Smart of God To . . .

Make our lower jaws move when we talk instead of our upper jaws, so that when we talk our heads don’t violently bounce up and down!

Make our bodies using enough phosphorus to cover 2,200 match heads, but not ignite while filing our nails.

Make tooth enamel the hardest thing in our bodies.  (Some of us have skulls that run a close second).

Give us sweat glands on our foreheads that produce a different kind of moisture than our armpits so when we get nervous at least our faces won’t stink!

Design boy babies to not grow beards.  (It’s hard enough to potty train them, much less teach them to use a razor.  And the image of toddlers with full beards would be way too weird.)

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